The Page Not Found
The page you asked for isn’t here.
I can’t say why for sure, I fear.1
Most likely is that things got twisted,
And thus it never once existed
As spelled here in your address bar.
Try using search. You can’t be far!
Footnotes
Perhaps it’s out there chasing dreams
Of fighting bears with laser beams?
Traversing climes extreme and high?
Perfecting crusts of apple pie?
Addressing crowds from center stage?
Protesting for a living wage?
Or maybe something not so thrilling,
Though still impressive and fulfilling:
Rejecting its entitlement
And seeking out enlightenment?↩︎